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Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Minds and Behinds

TSMC Sees Limited Tariff Impact on AI Strength - WSJ

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nine berths on 2025 U.S. Senior Men’s Freestyle World Team set during exciting Final X action in Newark - USA Wrestling

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why is America so fucked up?

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Why is Iceland donating its entire artillery to Ukraine, leaving it defenseless against any invasion?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Knicks’ coaching change could bring them everything they’re chasing - New York Post

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Trump orders investigation into Biden's actions as president, ratcheting up targeting of predecessor - AP News

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Was RM's "paved the way" comment in the rap verse of 'Neva Play' that problematic and why are netizens hating him for that?

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Andy Roddick can't believe what's happened to tennis after Roland Garros finishes, 'I certainly didn't expect it' - The Tennis Gazette

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

When was the first time you suck on a penis?

—

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

This Additive Is In Thousands of Foods in the US — and Could Be Disrupting Your Gut Health - Food & Wine

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Next, they tried...

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